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My personal notes.
I write about code.

The harness ate the model

December 10, 2022

ChatGPT is ten days old, a million people signed up in five, and my mother has opinions about it. Some notes from someone who's been poking this exact bear since 2020 — on what's actually new, what I got right, and the miss I want on the record.

The games I'll build when the NPCs can think

July 09, 2022

A daydream. Today I can ship a physics toy where you fling yourself up a tower. But I keep sketching the game I can't build yet — the one where the characters actually understand you

I hired GPT-3 as my on-call intern

September 19, 2021

Wiring davinci between Alertmanager and Slack — six weeks of a language model reading my logs at 3am, with a built-in lie detector

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